Toad Biscuit HQ

Just two guys, a few emotional breakdowns, and a wall of amps.

Welcome to the chaos.

Okay, can I just take a minute to say "I Toad you so,"?

Toad Biscuit is a dynamic and genre-bending band fronted by Rexar Fang, blending elements of trap metal, underground rap, and heavy metal into an electrifying and unapologetically raw sound. Known for their aggressive beats, guttural vocals, and fast-paced explicit lyrics, the band’s music serves as both a creative outlet for Rexar and a way to explore themes of chaos, rebellion, and identity. The band’s aesthetic is as eclectic as their music, featuring dark, smoky visuals, fiery stage effects, and bold, often humorous imagery that matches their outrageous name. Their live performances are legendary, with Rexar’s stage presence captivating audiences as he transitions effortlessly between blistering rap verses, guttural screams, and haunting melodic refrains.

👕 The Merch Table 💽

Welcome to the altar of anguish and apparel. Whether you're looking to scream silently in a distressed tee or cradle your emotional damage in a hoodie stitched with shattered lyrics, we've got you. Featuring limited runs of Teeth Like Tombstones gear, banned venue passes, and shirts that still smell faintly like smoke and regrets.

Note: Some items are marked as sold out—because some ghosts don’t restock.

👕 "Wear your favorite breakdown."
🕯️ "Rep the band that burned too bright."
🎫 "VIP to a show that never happened."

TOADally Awesome Tour Sweater
The last surviving relic from the chaos that was the TOADally Awesome world tour. Front: Screaming toad graphic. Back: Every unhinged stop from Scrila to the Cephus Isles—plus original signatures from Rexar Fang and Vaelyn “Vee” Hawthorne scrawled in permanent ink (and questionable judgment).
🔥 Worn with pride. Scarred with memory.
🖤 Extremely limited. Emotionally cursed.

“You had to be there. Now you can pretend you were.”

“Mom, It’s Not a Phase (It’s a Tour)” Admit One Ticket
From the tour that melted amps and motherly expectations across the continent. This official show ticket is your proof of survival from the night Toad Biscuit headlined alongside SaltMilk, GnawTheory, Bleed Highways, and Rot Candy—a lineup so loud it got banned in three venues mid-set.

🎫 Bent at the edges. Ripped at the soul.
🔥 No refunds. Just memories—and tinnitus.

“She said it was just a phase. She was wrong."

Glacivryn Meltdown Poster — One Night Only
The night the snow caught fire. This official tour poster commemorates Toad Biscuit’s sold-out Glacivryn show—one brutal, bone-rattling night with guest acts SaltMilk, GnawTheory, Bleed Highway, and Rot Candy. Featuring full lineup, ice-burned graphics, and signature scrawls from Rexar Fang and Vaelyn Hawthorne.

🩸 First-press print.
🖊️ Signed in backstage adrenaline.
❄️ Still smells like frostbite and feedback.

“If you remember this night, you weren’t there.”

TOADally Awesome VIP Pass (Signed Edition)
For the lucky few who saw the chaos up close—and survived the soundcheck. This VIP laminate from the TOADally Awesome Tour gets you absolutely nowhere now, but once granted backstage access, exclusive scream-lounge privileges, and a post-show hangout with Rexar and Vee (if you could catch them before they vanished into the smoke).

🖊️ Each pass is hand-signed by Rexar Fang and Vaelyn Hawthorne, probably during a caffeine spiral.
🎟️ Laminated regret. Collector’s legend.

“You weren’t just in the pit. You were part of the wreckage.”

The Official "Skeletons in Our Setlist" Tank
Wear your emotional damage loud. Featuring extinct creatures, questionable stains, and the band's most cursed vibes—this tank survived a pit AND a venue fire. Probably.

🦴 Limited run. Probably hexed. Definitely hot.

💀 Grab Yours Before It Crawls Away